Monday, May 25, 2009

CRICKERTAINMENT

Q: What is IPL?
A: Advertisement space created on the body of 22 persons who are going to be watched for 3 hours at prime time, while performing in a cricket based reality show.

Q: What attracts the viewers to the TV screens while a match is on?
A: Action hai, drama hai, tension hai, music hai, belly-dances hai, tycoons hai, stars hai aur cricketer bhi to hai.... everything a viewer can want is there..... everything that creates TRP's is there....

Q: Why is the player who hits the maximum 6's get a extra prize money?
A: Cause he took it on himself to help the TV channel squeeze in couple more promos.

Q: Do these stars really own the teams?
A: Yes they own a stake in the teams like 0.1% to 5% and get paid for their live performance thru the month of the series for giving interviews, cheering the teams, crying at losses, hugging their players and creating all the 'media' hype around the team and series. The actor / actresses also have their own reasons of giving a good performance, they too want to be in the media all the time, and what better way than to connecting your name with cricket.

Q: Would it not have made more sense to shift the dates of IPL before or after the elections? 
A: Neither were the elections declared out of the sudden nor were the IPL dates, it takes a lot of planning in positioning everything in such a convincing manner. If the match was in Mumbai, we would have had a jam packed stadium of 50-60k audience.... Even if that match was shifted to somewhere 95% of this crowd was watching the match on TV so the TRP would go up and this would the revenue and some crowd can sure be pulled in the stadium where ever the matches would be held. Also this way the newer broadcasters from various countries approached to buy rights for buying the coverage. And when in India the media always kept complaining about the length of the skirts of the belly dances (read cheerleaders).

Q: Who decides the winners?
A: Last year the team from Rajasthan were the 'under-dogs' they won (apparently only after the tournament we came to know that the team was co-owned by Mr. Lalit Modi the creator of IPL). This year Hyderabad and Bangalore were the 'under-dogs', Hydrabad won the tournament..... now if we consider that the maximum big bucks betting would happen before the start of the tournament on 'which team would win the tournament?' Thus the team least betted on has been the winner in both the seasons.

Q: How did Bangalore manage to put up such a stunning performance?
A: 4 hours of air-time, media attention and newspaper headlines all creating top of mind recall for Kingfisher and Royal Challenge was the key to pumping in enough muscle power to make sure that the team doesnt get out of the tournament early. If Bangalore would have not reached the semis and the finals, meaning Mr. Mallya would have missed 8 hours of air time branding space on prime-time with TRP's not only very high in India but also in countries like Aussi, England, Pak and South Africa.

Q: Why South Africa?
A: UB Group has big tie-up in beer and wine manufacturing in South Africa.... They are the only airlines to fly directly to S.A. except South African airlines is Kingfisher.... Kingfisher has some 4-5 holiday resort properties in S.A...... Kingfisher is launching some new wines in the Indian market which are made is South Africa...... UB Group partially owns the most popular beer in S.A...... Brands of UB group were to be seen on each and every team playing on the IPL and South Africa is a very beautiful place with a top of the line travel and tourism promotion budget.

Q: Why Bangalore didn't win Finals?
A: As much air time possible has been hogged, winning or loosing doesn't matter. And if bangalore had won there was a very heavy possibility that media would have come up with the headlines that the tournament was fixed and bangalore had set it up. Instead it was well established from the start of the tournament that Hyderabad team was in great and super form this year and can be the contenders of winning the tournament.


Illegal Notice:
- Bangalore was the team i wanted to win, even when i thought they will loose i didn't bet against them, out of the respect that the team is owned by the King of Good Times.
- When a Gilchrist hits a 85 of 35 balls or a Malinga bowls 5 yorkers an over or a Hayden does the effortless hittting...... "Performance gets a new meaning"
- All the words written above are not to be trusted, like 99% of the things you read online are a point of views of someone or the other.

Wednesday, May 20, 2009

Re-again


Replay | Remember | Repay | Regain
Re-Today 
Re-reason the thought you always bray
Re-listen the music you used to sway
Re-touch the hearts, you have lost on the way
Re-kiss the mirror, a confirm recipe to make your day
Re-breath the air, missing the ashtray
Re-build the base, only you know your brain's x-ray
Re-think the definition you put have at stay
Re-learn the perfection, even time will decay
Re-cheer the drink, it wont sound cliche
Re-virgin the morning, new is this today
Re-color the palette, brighter than just black white and grey
Re-look into the eyes before you walk away
Re-write the thought, before the end of the day
Re-end the day with atleast a smile, for public display


Wednesday, May 13, 2009

Looking for something....!!


am looking for something
i know, i had....

it was with me
left it somewhere i guess....

always had it in excess
i guess someone snatched it....

i used to distribute it
now i want it....

i used to help ppl find it
been searching since forever now it seems....

many at times it was all i had
even then supply was in abundance....

it was my biggest strength
cant let it be away for long....

help shall be required to find it
but only i can start the hunt....

i will get it back today
i declare to myself!!

Saturday, May 9, 2009

That's how winning is done!


Let me tell you something you already know.
The world ain't all sunshine and rainbows.
It's a very mean and nasty place and I don't care how tough you are it will beat you to your knees and keep you there permanently if you let it.
You, me, or nobody is gonna hit as hard as life.
But it ain't about how hard you hit.
It's about how hard you can get it and keep moving forward. How much you can take and keep moving forward.
That's how winning is done!
Now if you know what you're worth then go out and get what you're worth. But ya gotta be willing to take the hits, and not pointing fingers saying you ain't where you wanna be because of him, or her, or anybody!
Cowards do that and that ain't you!
You're better than that!

-from ROCKY BALBOA
-everytime i read or hear these lines i get goosebumps....

Friday, May 8, 2009

Philosophers Stone

In my sleep i heard a lot of hush hush movement around me,
Opening my eyes half wide i saw few ppl searching for something..
Only realizing after a few moments, the solitaire had fallen off mom's ring,
As if lightening struck, my soul jumped out of bed
and started shouting keep looking keep looking...
Do not stop looking, one more try
i know you will find it...

Checked the bed where she had slept,
the bathroom where she had bathed,
the kitchen, where she is mostly found
the study-table, where she organized some books....

None luck yet,
she had gone for a walk with my sister and niece in the morning,
"if we couldn't find it in the house how will we find it on the road"
i rubbed my still sleepish eyes,
and left for a stroll where mom would have walked..

Few steps i took and got a natures call,
let me search little more, till little further ahead....
went till the turning outside my house,
no luck and the pressure dwelling,
i turned back and rushed to the bathroom

As i left, i said one more try, we shall find it.....
Precisely five steps further from where i took the U-turn last time
on the main road, in middle of stones, pebbles and mud
i bent, i picked and shouted "got it!!"

Words came from within,
"See i told you, try once more and you shall find it"
"If you keep wanting for long enough, you get it"
"Few more little steps, you can find a diamond, even on the streets"